| 下面是两则幽默笑话，阅读并理解其语言文化需求，然后在文中空白处填上恰当的句子，使其完整。 |
| (A) One night, a hotel caught fire and people inside ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. "Before I came out," said one, "I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money when they are afraid. When you leave money in a fire, it burns, so I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them." "You don't know my work," said the other. "What's your work?" "I am a policeman." "Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,"and do you know my work?" "No," said the policeman. The first man said, "(1)_______________________________________________." (B) A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge fingers around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. (2)___________________ _____________." |